Earlier this week, retailer JC Penney released a new Father's Day catalog featuring a pair of actual, happily married dads (Todd Koch and Cooper Smith) and their kids.

This ad seriously upset Christian conservative group One Million Moms (which is actually something like 46,000), who also had their panties in a bunch over the retailer hiring Ellen DeGeneres as a spokesperson earlier this year.

Here's the rundown: JCP hires Ellen. OMM gets pissy. JCP says bug off, bigots, we're not firing her. OMM threatens boycott. Boycott doesn't work. OMM fails. The end.

This week's Meme of the Week features Conspiracy Keanu, asking a very serious question about the origin of One Million Moms and the unlikely adverse effect the organization is having on the retailer.

We're not sure how it happened, but a still shot of Keanu Reeves from the 1989 flick “Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure” has come to represent the doubtful and suspicious. Maybe it's the lifeless stare? Maybe it's the stoner look? Who knows...

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