Pastor Charles L. Worley of Providence Road Baptist Church in Maiden, N.C., is about to feel the wrath of the internet. The somewhat inaudible, backwoods preacher man has an idea for dealing with gays and lesbians in the wake of President Barack Obama's announcement of his support for same-sex marriage. Spoiler alert: Worley is an ass.

“I figured a way to get rid of all the lesbians and queers but it couldn't get it passed through Congress," Worley says in an epic rant suitable for "Deliverance."

"Build a great, big, large fence, hundred or hundred-fifty mile long, put all the lesbians in there. Fly over and drop some food. Do the same thing with the queers and the homosexuals and have that fence electrified til they can't get out. Feed em' and you know what, in a few years they'll die out. Do you know why? They can't reproduce.”

I have my own suggestion. Someone should take all of the religious nuts who preach violence against their fellow man, put them on an island, fly over and drop some food and have them recite all the passages in the New Testament where Jesus condemns homosexuality. It would be the quietest place on earth. And eventually everyone would die of bordem.

What the hell, preacher men? You guys realize that Jesus was all about love and acceptance, right? Advocating beating effeminate children or concentration camps for gays and lesbians (and queers) makes Christianity look like a violent and hateful institution.

And the, "No, I wasn't saying we should kill gays and lesbians" half-assed apology in 3..2..1.  

Top photo: Pastor Charles L. Worley (via YouTube)