Meghan McCain, the staunch Republican daughter of former presidential candidate Sen. John McCain, has never been shy about showing her support for gay equality. But no, she is not a scissor sister, reports the L.A. Times.

Heck, the frequent Tweeter, political columnist, blogger tells Playboy in its April issue that's she's been hit on by women occasionally and, well, "it might simplify my life if I were gay, but no."

Um, she does know about lesbian drama, right?

Seriously, women who love perky, smart blondes — you have no chance.

"I love sex, and I love men," McCain says, to make it all clear.

She does think it's awesome to have gay rumors about her, though.

"Honey, you’re nobody unless you have a gay rumor about you," she says.

P.S. She keeps her clothes on in Playboy. In case you cared.